I Feel So Sorry For These Poor Girls

 

Why?
Because bathing suit season will soon be upon us and I’m not sure they can find a store
or pharmacy anywhere that will carry ‘ironized yeast’ pills any longer.
I wondering how they will ever get those
much needed natural sex-appealing curves
without them….
I know I could share with them how I’ve gained
my natural ‘curves’!
However, I’m not the sort of girl that’s willing
to share her personal ‘beauty’ secrets.
 Let them find out
for themselves, is my motto!
Maybe one of you sweet ladies are more kind than me and would be willing to share
how you GAINED your curves.
But not me, no!
Let them suffer being so skinny….

 

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20 thoughts on “I Feel So Sorry For These Poor Girls

  1. Ha! I don't think anyone should employ my secrets! How times have changed. I recently saw a Marilyn Monroe poster and she would be considered plump by today's standards.Oh yes, I feel terrible for those skinny little things. They must freeze to death.

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  2. Those poor girls, indeed. I'd be willing to share my secrets with them but then I'd never be able to find a bathing suit in my size – they'd all be buying them up!This made my day!

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  3. Hahaha..I've seen that ad before and laughed then as I did now. Can you even imagine how they had to try to gain weight back then. Yes, I could share my secret but I'm with you, let them suffer and figure it our themselves. xo

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  4. Oh my gosh…can you even imagine that. Would be NICE if our society looked upon “curvacious” woman with more respectinstead of all the skinny boney's out there.p.s…..I basically am NEVER in a swim suit. Maybe once a year.

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  5. Actually, I DO feel sorry for them…they must be so hungry! Poor things. Me? I'm not hungry. Ha ha! All they have to do is go on the seafood diet. I mean, see food diet. You see food and you eat it.

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  6. Haha. That is too funny! First you have children and then you veg for 20 years, then you go through menopause, then you start blogging and sit for 3 years… Oh dear, the cat's out of the bag now!! 🙂

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